. Kaj Ashcroft mun :: AINSI
a p p e a r a n c e . i brushed my hair today. i brushed it 28 times because jane woke me up late. i hate being late. i like to brush my hair 100 times when i wake up in the morning, unless it's one of the mornings that i wash it. when i wash it, i don't like to brush it at all because then it sticks to my face and i have to fight off the tangles. my comb doesn't like it when i brush my hair after i wash it. i'd rather just leave it messed up because i hate being late. i put on my black pants and my black jacket with the zipper. i hate being late so i hate buttons. zippers are much faster and i like it when things go faster. just in case i am running late, i know i can get things done faster with a zipper. if you have buttons, you have to fasten them one at a time, one after another. you do one, then the next, then the next, then the next, then when you're all buttoned up and ready to go, you realize you're late and the lab's going to try to lock you out again. so i like the jacket with the zipper because i hate being late because it's just inconvenient. usually for breakfast jane makes me oatmeal. i like to put cinnamon in it and when jane's not looking i dump the sugar bowl in it. i like sweet things because bitter things taste bad. when we're running late, jane will make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, because it's easier to eat in transit. i tried to take my oatmeal with me once but it didn't work out. i spilled it on the landlady and she got really mad. i didn't think it was that hot, but i guess i don't know since i wasn't the one it spilled on. i hate being late because i don't like peanut butter-- it sticks to the roof of your mouth and makes you talk funny.
b a c k g r o u n d . i don't like kids and i don't like playgrounds. i don't like school, either. when i was a kid and there was school and a playground, other kids used to call me retarded. i didn't know what retarded was until later, but now that i do know, i don't like it, because it means that i should've been killed as a baby. i don't think i would like that very much, since it means i wouldn't be alive. i got sent to a special school and my mom said it was because i was a special boy, but when i went there the kids were drooling out their noses and i thought if that's what special was, i didn't want to be special because i like to keep the things inside my nose inside my nose, instead of pulling them out and sticking them to the back of the schoolchairs. i thought that was gross and gross is unsanitary and i just can't work under those conditions. i made my first nanobot when i was ten and then i went to live with the government. when i lived with the government, i had a friend for a little while, but he ran away. i guess he didn't like me very much, because when i don't like something, i leave it behind-- usually i leave them behind on the subway so someone else can have it if they really want it because some people don't have things and i have lots of things so if someone wants one of the things that i don't want then i don't see what's so wrong with that. most of the time, though, those things that i don't want come back when i'm not looking so i guess either my things want to be with me or jane wants my things. which is convenient, because jane is here all the time. at first i thought jane was a girl and i was nervous because girls don't like me, but then jane was a boy and i was wondering who would want to trick me into being nervous like that. i thought it was kind of a mean trick, i mean, because i was so nervous i couldn't eat. but jane's a boy and not a girl and most of the time he looks sad and that's unfortunate, but at least he's not a girl. i have a lab where i make little robots and they're the only things i really need.
a c t i v i t i e s . i've made so many nanobots that sometimes i don't remember their names and then they get all upset and then i get upset and then everyone's upset and that makes me sad. ]:
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jane tells me not to fidget a lot, so i guess he doesn't like it. i can't really tell the difference, since i'm not jane and i can't see it-- but i guess if i was jane and i could see it, i'd be pretty annoyed. but as it is, i can't really tell the difference because i'm kaj, not jane, and i don't really know the difference in most things.
