name :: HILDA PATTI

player :: Sam [[supravatar]]

position :: Crier/Surrogate Mother

group :: Asile

Appearance.

Outrageous, blonde, and overdone.

Background.

The most fabulous crier you'll ever meet, she'll look at you, know everything, and then shout it at the top of her lungs. The most fabulous surrogate-drag-mother to ever be had by two hermaphroditic teenagers.

The most fabulous everything.

And she needed somewhere to put her things.

Ideals/Motivations.

To be the most fucking fabulous crier in the world. and to magically grow a vagina one night. and to sleep with the hottest man in the world. and then make him cry.

Attitude.

"I'm from your typical white-trash neighborhood, really very mixed. But a totally non-religious upbringing I mean completely no religion whatsoever. So I have no ethnicity in actuality and I can just adopt whatever I want to. Like there are times, honey, I am too, too black, and you know, honey, I can be very Puerto Rican when I feel like it, and you know when I'm really in a bad mood, I am so Jewish, honey. I will complain, I will complain. You know, tipping is appreciated, 'cause a fish gotta swim, but a bitch gotta eat."