Porte du Nord
Sur les faubourgs
Au carrefour
De Popincourt

Tous les voyous
Tous les filous
Ont rendez-vous
Au Val d'Amour

Les gens de Cour
S'y déshonorent
On les voit saouls
Et ivres morts

Au Val d'Amour
Les femmes d'amour
Vous font l'amour
Pour quelques sous

Pas besoin d'or
Ou de bijoux
Pas de discours
Ni de mots doux

Que quelques sous
Pour faire l'amour
Aux femmes d'amour
Du Val d'Amour

Au cabaret du Val d'Amour
Au cabaret du Val d'Amour

le val d'amour -- notre dame de paris

name :: Vice

player :: Shoji [[swall0wtale]]

position :: VICE AND VERSA
TWINS WITH A SURPRISE
WITNESS IT FOR A LITTLE
PARTICIPATE FOR A LITTLE MORE

group :: Asile

Appearance.

ATTENTION.
ATTENTION.
ATTENTION.

P O R ! F A V O R !

BEHOLD, VICE OF THE MISCHIEVOUS PAIR, VICE AND VERSA. YOU CAN SEE HER, TOUCH HER, SMELL HER LITTLE FOUR FOOT ELEVEN FRAME AND BE CONVINCED THAT, YES, SHE IS REAL. SHE IS PERFECT OF FORM AND FEATURE, IS AS INTELLIGENT AS A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD CAN BE, AND HAS A RATHER GOOD SENSE OF WIT. YOU COULD CARRY ON WITH HER FOR HOURS, IF THAT WAS YOUR INTENT, BUT THIS CRIER IS WELL AWARE OF YOUR INTENT, DEAR SIR.

THIS ORDINARY LITTLE GIRL IS SKILLFULLY PACKING QUITE THE EXTRAORDINARY BIT OF MANMEAT.

Background.

MANY, MANY YEARS AGO, OUR DEAR RINGLEADER WAS AT THE SOUTH PENINSULA, LOOKING FOR NEW SIGHTS TO SELL, WHEN HE HAPPED UPON A SMALL VILLAGE OF HALF HUMAN HALF SERRANUS PHOEBE INDIVIDUALS. NOW, AS YOU KNOW, SERRANUS PHOEBE IS THE LATIN NAME FOR A SPECIES OF FISH THAT IS KNOWN FOR BEING SIMULTANEOUSLY HERMAPHRODITIC-- AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW? WHEN OUR RINGLEADER GOT THERE, A HERMAPHRODITIC FATHERMOTHER HAD DIED, LEAVING BEHIND TWO BEAUTIFUL LITTLE HERMAPHRODITIC GIRL...THINGS.

SO THE RINGLEADER ADOPTED THESE GIRLS AND RAISED THEM IN A MORE HUMAN ENVIRONMENT-- AND THOUGH THEY NO LONGER REMEMBER HOW TO BREATHE UNDERWATER, OR HOW TO SWITCH BETWEEN THEIR HUMAN AND FISH FORMS, THEY DID LEARN HOW TO BALANCE IN THE AIR, PERFECTING THE ART OFCOUNTERBALANCE WITH THEIR LITHE LITTLE BODIES.

IT WAS RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THEIR ENTIRE RACE WAS WIPED OUT BY A STRAY OUTBREAK OF THE CHICKEN POX, SO NOW, THEY TRULY ARE THE LAST OF THEIR BREED!

WATCH FOR THEM IN THE SHOW TONIGHT!
wrapped about each other's frames
POST SHOW MEET AND GREET!

STARE FOR 100 CHIPS!

SPEAK WITH THE DEARS FOR ANOTHER 50!!

SHAKE THEIR HAND FOR A MERE 'NOTHER 50!!

Private meetings arranged by the artists themselves. Asile will not be held responsible for mental scarring, lost limbs, misplaced wallets, misplaced virginity, or clients being taken along for the jump. Proceed at your own risk. It's all fun and games until someone's winky gets insulted by a little girl.

Activities.

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You. ♥

Ideals/Motivations.

Hehe. Don't feel bad. I'm just playing. ♥

Attitude.

the pleasure is all mine
to get to be the generous one
is the strongest stance
the pleasure is all mine
to finally let go
and evenly flow
(the harvest is here)
who gives most
who gets to give most
the pleasure is all mine
women like us
strengthen most
host-like - when in doubt give
in doubt: give

"pleasure is all mine" -- bjork